Beer Cheese Soup

In The Tragedy of Antony and Cleopatra Antony’s lieutenant Enobarbus explains that Antony’s marriage to Octavia will fail. Antony has already tasted the charms of Cleopatra:

“Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies….”

With apologies to Shakespeare, one might compare beer cheese soup to the queen of Egypt. Other soups may satisfy, but beer cheese soup makes us hungry for more. In Wisconsin we are blessed with a wide variety of beers and cheeses that we can turn into soup with an almost infinite variety of flavors.

I grew up with both in northwest Wisconsin. After the milkman loaded the cans from the tank in the milk house into his truck, he filled Grandpa’s order for cheese and butter. I remember Cheddar, Colby, brick, beer kaese, Limburger and Swiss as regular items on the list besides the butter. The same cheeses were available at the A & P and the Co-op, but Mom never bought beer kaese or Limburger, and Grandma didn’t like them either. “Stink cheese,” they called them.

My father did not like cheese and for a long time refused to eat it. Once pizza became popular, he ate cheese but he continued to claim that it was just spoiled milk. He did, however, like beer, and he had many to choose from. Leinenkuegel’s from Chippewa Falls, Fitger’s from Duluth, Old Style from LaCrosse, Breunig’s from Rice Lake and Walter’s from Eau Claire are a few of the Wisconsin beer names I remember. There were many more. Mom and Aunt Laura liked “shorty” bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Budweiser was available everywhere, but my recollection is that it was most popular with tourists. One beer still vivid in my memory was brewed in St. Paul, Minnesota. If you were born before 1970 you probably are familiar with the Hamm’s “Beer Bear” and may have enjoyed the wonderful TV commercials: “From the land of sky blue waters….comes the beer refreshing….” In 1999 the Hamm’s Bear advertising campaign was listed as one of the best in the last hundred years by Advertising Age. The bear and the jingle sold a lot of beer and entertained millions of television viewers. If you would like to see one of those early Hamm’s Bear TV commercials, click here.

There were over three hundred breweries in Wisconsin a hundred years ago, but at that time there were more than 2,800 cheese factories. Most of the cheese plants were smaller operations, often co-operatively owned and operated by local dairy farmers within a ten or fifteen mile circle of the factory itself.

Though most of those local breweries and cheese factories are gone, we still are blessed with enough to give us a wide choice of the key ingredients for beer cheese soup. In fact, the choices are increasing year by year as new artisan cheese operations begin selling their creations, and microbreweries seem to be sprouting up like mushrooms after a hard rain.

By pairing different cheeses and beers you can create a marvelous variety of flavors. If you are a conservative cook, start with a standard American lager beer such as Budweiser or Miller High Life and a medium Cheddar. For a more pronounced cheese flavor, use the same beer but substitute a sharp Cheddar. Next time, try it with a darker, more full-bodied beer or replace a cup of the Cheddar with some good aged Swiss, Jarlsberg, Parmesan or any other cheese you like.

Here is what I usually do.

INGREDIENTS:

4 T unsalted butter
1 large or two medium carrots
1 large onion (3 to 3 1/2 inch diameter)
2 large cloves garlic
1/4 tsp. celery salt
4 T all-purpose flour
1/2 cup chicken broth or bouillon
1 cup milk
1 cup half-and-half
1 12 oz. bottle of beer
2 tsp. Dijon or stone-ground mustard
3 cups sharp Cheddar cheese
1/2 tsp. Worcestershire Sauce
1/4 to 1/2 tsp. hot sauce
A good grind of black pepper

PROCEDURE:

Start by cleaning and chopping the onion and carrots into a quarter-inch dice. Clean and mince the garlic. Melt the butter over medium heat in a large saucepan or Dutch oven. Add the vegetables and sauté them for about five minutes until the onion is limp and the carrots begin to cook. Be careful not to brown the vegetables.

Combine the milk and half and half into a small bowl and set it aside. Open the bottle of beer.

Add the flour and stir continuously with a wooden spoon for about three minutes until the flour turns a light golden brown. You are making a roux. Whisk in the broth or bouillon followed by the milk mixture and beer. Increase the heat to medium high and continue whisking the soup, being careful not to leave any lumps.

Whisk in the mustard and Worcestershire sauce and bring the the soup to a simmer. Cook for about ten minutes until the soup is smooth and thick.

While the soup is cooking, grate the cheese, then whisk in the cheese a handful at a time. Add the hot sauce and black pepper. Taste and adjust the seasoning if necessary.

NOTES: Beer cheese soup is sometimes garnished with popcorn. Years ago, servers at a restaurant my bridge partner and I liked brought small bowls of popcorn with our soup.

Hot and Sour Soup

Like many other people who live in northern Wisconsin, I have friends who think ketchup is a little spicy and that anything not pure white probably has too much black pepper in it. My parents were not that provincial in their tastes, but they would not have asked for seconds if I ever had had the courage to serve them hot and sour soup.

Good hot and sour soup is spicy, but once you get used to it, the heat of the peppers perfectly complements the acidity of the vinegar, and the two flavors meld with the other ingredients to produce a dish that you will learn to lust after. I speak from experience. I have been comparing hot and sour soups at Chinese restaurants since I had my first bowlful in Madison, Wisconsin, in the spring of of 1962.

For some reason I had gotten the idea that making hot and sour soup was something best left to Chinese cooks making it from a recipe passed on to them by their mothers or grandmothers. I thought that hot and sour soup was complicated to make and required foreign ingredients like Chinese black mushrooms and dried lily buds. And every hot and sour soup I liked had tofu in it. Fearful that one of my carnivore friends would see me, I had never had the courage to buy a block of the stuff.

All this changed when our friend Lorrie sent me her recipe for Burritos Deliciosos and followed it with the vegetarian version made with tofu. Lorrie’s recipe made wonderful burritos, but I was curious about using tofu instead of chicken. We have a vegetarian grandson who might be persuaded to try one of grandpa’s burritos made with curdled soy protein.

A few weeks ago I was shopping at Trader Joe’s in Woodbury and as far I could tell, there was no one in the store who knew me. I could buy some tofu anonymously. I looked around one last time, then asked a clerk to take me to the tofu and tell me what kind to buy. He did so, and I came home with a pound of super firm tofu in a brown paper bag.

Half of the tofu ended up in the vegetarian burritos, which were an unqualified success. The rest languished in the refrigerator while I wondered if I should wait until it got old and moldy. Jerri’s grandmother, who was a compulsive saver of leftovers, used to explain that she found it easier to throw something out after it had spoiled, and we sometimes feel the same way.

However, I had enjoyed a nice cup of hot and sour soup at one of our local Chinese buffets recently. Motivated by the memory of that cup of silky soup, I decided that the time had come to face the possibility of failure bravely and attempt to make hot and sour soup.

I checked some recipes on the web and improvised to produce a soup that Jerri and I thought was as good as any we had eaten in the past year. It was surprisingly easy to make. The most difficult part of the project was getting the proper pork chop. When I stepped up to the meat counter, I told the butcher that I wanted the smallest boneless pork chop he had. When he had it on the scale I asked what it weighed. “A little under two tenths,” he said.

“Too small,” I told him. It took him five tries to find a chop that weighed a little over a quarter of a pound.

“How about two chops?” he asked. I declined and told him I was following a recipe that called for a quarter pound pork chop.

“What are you making?” he inquired.

“Hot and sour soup,” I told him.

“Years ago,” he said, “when I lived in Anchorage, Alaska, there was a Chinese restaurant that made the best hot and sour soup I have ever had. I used to order a bowl every time I went in. How do you make yours?”

“This is my first time,” I answered.

“Let me know how it turns out,” he said.

Jerri suggested that I take him a taste, but we ate the leftovers for lunch the next day.

If you like hot and sour soup, here is a recipe that you really should try.

INGREDIENTS:

1 oz. package dried porcini or shiitake mushrooms
3 1/4 cups water, divided
3 chicken bouillon cubes
1 small lean boneless pork chop (about 1/4 lb.)
Dash of black pepper
1 quart chicken broth
2 T soy sauce
6 to 8 oz. extra or super firm tofu
1 can bamboo shoots
1/4 tsp. white pepper
1/4 – 1/2 tsp. chili paste
4 T white vinegar
4 T cornstarch
4 T water
1 large egg
1/2 tsp. toasted sesame oil
2 green onions

PROCEDURE:

Start by preparing the mushrooms and meat about half an hour before you want to begin assembling the soup, which takes only a few minutes. Heat a cup of water to boiling and pour it over the dried mushrooms in a small bowl. Stir them a couple of times to make sure that all the mushrooms are rehydrated. Set the bowl aside for about thirty minutes.

Slice the pork into very thin strips about an inch and a half long. Put the pork into a small saucepan along with a cup of water, a bouillon cube and a dash of black pepper. Bring the pan to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer the meat covered for ten minutes. Remove the pan from the heat and let the meat finish cooking in the broth.

Drain and slice the bamboo shoots into matchsticks. Cut the tofu into quarter inch strips about one and one-half inches long. Drain and thinly slice the mushrooms, reserving the liquid. Clean and chop the onions into eighth-inch rounds.

Put the chicken broth, a cup of water, two tablespoons of soy sauce and two bouillon cubes into a three quart saucepan. Bring the liquid to a boil, then add the mushrooms, the mushroom water, the bamboo shoots and the pork with the broth. Bring the pan back to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer for about three minutes.

Add the tofu, white pepper, chili paste, sesame oil and white vinegar. Raise the heat slightly and stir the soup as it returns to a boil.

Meanwhile, dissolve the cornstarch in a quarter cup of cold water and whisk it into the soup. Cook the soup for three minutes until it thickens slightly, then remove it from the heat.

Beat the egg in a cup or small bowl until it is lemon yellow, then slowly dribble it into the soup, stirring very gently with a fork. Stir in the chopped onions. Taste and adjust the seasoning. You may want to add a little more vinegar or chili paste.

Serve with bread and salad.

NOTES: You will find chili paste in the Asian or ethnic food section of any good supermarket. Chili paste is not chili sauce, which is a variety of ketchup. Chili paste is made of ground up chili peppers with extra heat added. It keeps years in the refrigerator, so a bottle lasts a long time. WARNING: Do not try tasting a spoonful of chili paste. You will regret it.

You can substitute a small can of Portobello mushroom stems and pieces for the dried mushrooms.