Jerri’s Hush Puppies

“Heh, heh, heh!” snickered Jerri as she began reeling in her ninth bass. I just reached for the landing net.

Things had started off well for my wife: On her first cast of the day she hooked and brought a sixteen inch bass to the net. I was happy for her. I hate feeling guilty for catching all the fish.

However, she kept repeating that performance. I was paddling the canoe, so I couldn’t cast as often as she, but if I hadn’t rigged both rods myself, I would have suspected that she had dipped my jig and rubber worm in some kind of fish repellent.

After two more bass brought to the net, I switched to the same combination as Jerri’s. There was no change, except that we both took a break from casting as I rigged another jig and worm for Jerri after a lunker headed for the territories with the bait in its mouth.

Things did get better. A keeper bass threw my jig in my face and though we never actually saw it, I had a really, really big one on for a few seconds. But there was no honest way of changing the final score. Jerri: Ten bass landed and four between fifteen and a half and seventeen on the stringer. Me: zilch.

She did let me fillet them, and she fried fresh bass fillets for supper. However, she didn’t make hush puppies to go with them after we discovered that we didn’t have enough vegetable oil at the cabin.

Jerri makes wonderful hush puppies. She reduced the size of a recipe from a cookbook that we have had for nearly fifty years. Betty Crocker’s Outdoor Cook Book was published in 1961; it has been republished in a facsimile edition with all the wonderful drawings that make the book a joy to browse. To give you an idea of what you will find inside it, here is the artwork that goes with the hush puppy recipe along with Jerri’s comment.

Hush puppy image

Note the daddy dog shushing the kids. Been there, done that.

Like many dishes invented by ordinary people, the origin of hush puppies is unknown though it is probable that hush puppies were first made in the southern United States, where cornmeal is a staple food. One explanation is that fisherman mixed leftover cornmeal fish breading with water and fried the batter to feed their dogs. Another is that Confederate soldiers fed their dogs leftover fried corn bread to keep them from barking and alerting Union soldiers.

Interesting stories, perhaps, but once you have tasted a good hush puppy, I think you’ll agree that it would be a very lucky dog who got one of these treats.

INGREDIENTS:

3/4 cup cornmeal
3/4 cup water
3 T milk
1/2 T vegetable oil
2 tsp. grated onion
1 large egg
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. sugar

PROCEDURE:

Take an egg from the refrigerator and allow it to come to room temperature. Grate or finely mince two teaspoons of onion. Bring the water to a boil in a small saucepan and stir in the cornmeal. Keep stirring for three or four minutes or until the cornmeal gets thick and starts to form a ball. Remove the pan from the heat.

Pour an inch of vegetable oil into a medium saucepan and start heating the oil over low heat while you finish the batter.

Add the onion, oil and milk and stir until you have a smooth mixture. Beat the egg in a mixing bowl until it is lemon colored. Stir the cornmeal mixture into the egg until you have a smooth batter.

Put the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar into a sifter or just whisk them together in a small bowl. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the cornmeal batter and stir until everything is blended together.

Raise the heat under the oil. When the oil reaches 375º, drop the batter by teaspoonfuls into the oil. Fry the hush puppies until they are golden brown, about six or seven minutes. Use a slotted spoon to turn the hush puppies so they cook on all sides.

Remove them from the oil and drain them on paper towels. You can test one by cutting it in half to make sure that it is cooked through.

NOTES: Use two teaspoons to drop the batter into the oil. This recipe makes a dozen to sixteen hush puppies.

Carol’s Pumpkin Crack

The wife of one of Jerri’s nephews brought crack to the family feast we shared recently. At least, that’s what she said it was when I asked. It turned out to be a moist pudding-type cake loaded with flavor.

Here is Carol’s explanation of how she came to make crack.

“I first served this dessert at a church leadership event.  As the meeting went on during the evening, I noticed that several folks kept returning to the buffet to get ‘just a few more bites.’  Someone later joked that it was addictive—once you start, you can’t stop. Thus the name, Pumpkin Crack.  Now I get a lot of requests to bring Crack to our get togethers.  Enjoy!”

Amen!

INGREDIENTS:
1 15 oz. can pumpkin
1 14 oz. can sweetened condensed milk
2 large eggs
1/2 cup sugar
1 1/4 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ginger
1/2 tsp. nutmeg
1/4 tsp. allspice
1 box regular yellow cake mix
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
1 scant cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

PROCEDURE:
Preheat the oven to 350º. Grease a nine by thirteen-inch baking pan and set it aside.

Put the pumpkin, condensed milk, eggs, sugar and spices into a mixing bowl. Using a hand or electric mixer, beat the mixture until it is smooth and everything is blended together.

Pour the pumpkin mixture into the pan. Sprinkle about a third of the cake mix over the top. Use a circular motion to swirl the mix into the wet ingredients with a knife. Sprinkle the rest of the dry cake mix on top so it covers the batter evenly. Dribble the melted butter over the mix, and sprinkle the chips over the top.

Cover the pan with foil. Place the cake on a center shelf in the oven, and bake it for twenty-five minutes. Remove the foil and bake for another fifteen to twenty-five minutes, or until it has begun to brown around edges. Stick a toothpick near the middle of the cake. If it comes out clean, the cake is done.

Remove the cake from the oven and allow it to cool completely before cutting and serving. Or you can jab a spoon into it, put it on a kitchen counter or buffet table and let guests take as much as they want. This option makes it easier for people to come back for more.

NOTES: You can substitute two and a half teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice for the individual spices. Use a plain yellow cake mix, not one with pudding in the mix.