Sautéed Swiss Chard with Onions

A distraught four-year-old girl came running into the house and announced to her mother, “Mom, Lisa won’t let me eat the sheep shower.”  Jerri and our son and daughter were visiting their grandmother in Rosalia, Kansas.  Since Jerri had grown up eating the shamrock-shaped leaves of this beautiful flower with her friends, she had naturally taught Jocelyn that it made a good snack between meals.

However, Jerri’s niece Lisa, who was babysitting Jocelyn, did not know that sheep shower was edible and did what a good babysitter was supposed to do–prevented her charge from poisoning herself.  This led to the crisis which Jerri quickly resolved by showing her teen-aged niece that sheep shower was safe to eat and really quite tasty.

I don’t know if Lisa ever developed a liking for sheep shower, nor is it one of my favorite vegetables, but I grew up with parents who believed that God gave us wild greens so we did not have to grow everything in the garden.  So we had fern fiddleheads and dandelion greens in early spring and lambs quarters when we pulled the young weeds throughout the summer.

Some people say that lambs quarters taste a bit like Swiss chard, which is rated as one of the most nutritious vegetables available.  Swiss chard is tied with spinach as a healthful addition to your diet, but chard has a more delicate flavor.  This relative of the common beet is very low in calories but has lots of calcium, iron and vitamin C.  It has almost no fat, but you can take care of that deficiency if you follow this recipe.

INGREDIENTS:

2 lbs. green Swiss chard (a large bunch with about ten leaves with the stems)
2 T olive oil
2 T unsalted butter
1 large onion ( at least 4 inches in diameter)
2 or 3 large cloves of garlic
3/4 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
Water as needed

PROCEDURE:

Wash the chard and trim the stalks at the cut ends.  Strip the leaves downwards from where the stems are about 3/16 inch in diameter.  Cut the stems into pieces about an inch long and set them aside in a bowl.  Roll or pile the leaves and cut them into one inch strips.  Set these aside in another bowl.

Clean and cut the onion in half lengthwise, then thinly slice each half.  Clean and mince the garlic.

Heat the butter and olive oil over low heat in a large skillet or frying pan.  Add the onion, about a quarter teaspoon of salt and a few grinds of black pepper.  Stir well to mix the spices and oil with the onion.  Cover the pan and cook the onion for about eight minutes, stirring it occasionally.

Turn the heat up to medium and stir in the chopped stems and minced garlic with a half teaspoon of salt and about a quarter teaspoon of pepper.  Cover and cook for another eight minutes, again stirring the mixture occasionally.  If the pan appears dry, add a couple of teaspoons of water.

Now add the chopped leaves.  If the pan is big enough, just stir them all in at once and cover the pan.  If you have too many leaves to put in the pan at once, add them in batches, stir them a few seconds until they wilt, then add more until you have them all in the pan.  Finish the chard by cooking another four or five minutes.

If you don’t like cooked spinach but know that you should be eating leafy green vegetables to protect your brain, heart, lungs, legs, arms, eyes and other essential parts of your body, try this recipe.  Chard has a mild taste complemented by the olive oil and butter that we find delicious.

Serve as a low carb side dish and offer vinegar as a condiment.  Jerri likes a dash of vinegar on both spinach and Swiss chard.

NOTES:  Chard begins wilting as soon as it is picked from the garden, so plan to use it that same day if possible.  If you store it in the refrigerator, it will be wilted but perfectly usable even two days after it is harvested.  Store leftovers in a covered container in the refrigerator; warmed, they are still very tasty.

I try to avoid recipes that use lots of dishes, but you can simply rinse out the bowls as you empty them.  Simple and efficient.  There is only one pan to wash.

Jerri’s Cole Slaw

Blue Moon Road intersects U.S. 63 about two miles north of Cable, Wisconsin, and meanders past old farmsteads, some cottages and two small lakes before it rejoins the highway south of Drummond. My father told me that I had my first ride on Blue Moon Road when it was still a part of U.S. 63. Since I was only a week old, I don’t remember that trip home from the hospital in Ashland.

I do remember learning from Dad that before it was named U.S. 63, the highway was called WIS 24. It started in Hudson, Wisconsin, went through New Richmond to Turtle Lake and connected the villages and cities served by U.S. 63 today until ending at U.S. 2 near Ashland.

Though the Blue Moon Road is worth a drive at least a couple of times a year if you enjoy the northwoods and the opportunity to negotiate a narrow, hilly and curvy county road for a few miles, the reason my family drove it no longer exists. Only the name remains of the bar and restaurant that served the best fish fry I remember from my childhood.

All the locals knew of the Blue Moon, and resort owners directed their guests to the place as well, so it was packed on Friday nights in the summer. Packed is actually an understatement. I remember how my father would thread his way through the crowd in front of the door, hand a dollar to someone waiting to get in and ask him to order three Cokes and two beers. The money and order would be passed from person to person until it reached the bartender. In a few minutes the drinks and change would be passed out to us.

When Mom and Dad were at the door, they were ferrying orders and drinks for people behind us. I still remember being impressed by two things: orders got placed correctly despite the fact that they often went through three or four relays, and all the change came back with the order.

While we waited for a table, Mom and Dad visited with friends and we kids found others to play with. There was a small lake across the road that kept us occupied. I do not remember ever falling in, but I may be repressing a bad experience. Ordinarily, my family waited until I fell into any nearby body of water so they could relax while I dried out.

Dozens of bars and restaurants served a Friday Fish Fry, but the Blue Moon’s was exceptional. It was worth waiting for. The walleye was perfectly done, the French fries were crisp and the cole slaw was as good as Mom’s.

Maybe not quite as good as Jerri’s, however, but I loved it then just as I love her cole slaw today. Last Sunday we had cole slaw to go with some bass caught by Jerri but cleaned by yours truly. If I do say so myself, the fillets were perfectly fried and with Jerri’s guidance, I also made the slaw. She cooked some wonderful hush puppies, which I am going to try one of these days.

The meal tasted so good that it reminded me of the Blue Moon. Here is how to make Jerri’s Cole Slaw.

INGREDIENTS:

4 cups green cabbage
1/4 to 1/3 cup white or yellow onion
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. sugar
1/4 cup mayonnaise or whipped salad dressing
1/4 cup sour cream
2 tsp. cider vinegar
1/4 cup grated carrot (optional)

PROCEDURE:

Wash and remove any damaged or tough outer leaves on the head of cabbage. Using a sharp knife, cut a medium head (about seven or eight inches in diameter) into quarters, remove the core and slice one quarter very thinly. Then cut the slices into pieces that are no more than a half inch long. Do the same with another quarter until you have four cups of finely chopped cabbage. Clean and chop the onion to a quarter inch dice. Mix the cabbage and onion together in a large bowl. Clean and grate the carrot and stir it in if you wish to include it.

Make the dressing in a small bowl by stirring together the mayonnaise or salad dressing with the sour cream, salt, sugar and vinegar. Pour the dressing into the large bowl and stir to coat the cabbage and onion. If the slaw looks too dry, add equal amounts of mayonnaise or salad dressing and sour cream and a dash of vinegar. Taste and adjust the seasoning as necessary.

Chill for at least an hour before serving.

NOTES: Some people prefer a sweeter dressing than we do. Feel free to add a little more sugar once you have tasted the slaw, but follow the recipe to start with. Besides being wonderful with fish, cole slaw goes well with bratwurst, grilled chicken or barbecued ribs.